Let's face it, Kellie had been running on "cute hick" fumes for about the last two shows. And her "Unchained Melody" was enough to make Bobby Hatfield rise up from the grave to stuff a sock in her gob. Bill Medley, too, and he's not even dead.
So now Paula is back to being the dumbest person on the show. Huzzah, you drunk freak.
A special kudos to Katharine finally playing the breast card. We at the J.E.I. salute you, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).
Also in this series...
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 9
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 8
- Happy Birthday, Sherm.
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 7
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 6
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 5
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 4
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 3
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 2
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 1
- Killer Veep Vows Revenge, Guns Down Lawyer
- State Of The Union, With A Vengeance
- American Idol Uncensored: The Americanist Edition
- Can You Feel The Hate? American Idol Is Back
- Whoville Breeds Green-Glowing Pigs
- Pat Robertson Surprised At Fuss, Sets Record Straight
- Fall 2005 J.E.I. Interns
- The Least Litigious Place On Earth
- Cartoon World Mourns Death Of Jabberjaw
- Olympics & Pans
- Mississippi No Longer Burning, Itching Persists
- Get Away From Her, You Bi-yotch!
- Alba's Nipple Fulfills Red Carpet Duties
- Runaway Bride Pleads No Contessa To Felony
- Sit Down, American Idol, We Need To Talk
- Vatican Fast-Tracks John Paul II Sainthood, Issues Commemorative Cookie Jar
- Tough Break, Chekov
- You Was Robbed, Dawg
- Your Next American Idol
- And A Habemus Papam To You!
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