Now, if we were cruel, we'd make some sort of crack about E.T. saying "Ouch!" or something like that, but we're not cruel (much).
Truth be told, Elliott was the best singer of the bunch, but what can you do? Taylor has his crowd-pleasing Gray Charles schtick (woo!) and Katharine... well, she's got a cople of solid reasons she draws in the votes.
Boobs, if you didn't know what we were talking about.
So off you go, Elliott, go put those oversized teeth to some flesh-rending use.
Taylor and Katharine? We'll see the two of you next week, when the show will be much longer than it needs to be, and each of you will be forced to sing the bland dreck off a song that is foisted upon the Idol finalists.
And then we can put this godforsaken topic to rest. What the fuck were we thinking?
Also in this series...
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 12
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 11
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 10
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 9
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 8
- Happy Birthday, Sherm.
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 7
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 6
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 5
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 4
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 3
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 2
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 1
- Killer Veep Vows Revenge, Guns Down Lawyer
- State Of The Union, With A Vengeance
- American Idol Uncensored: The Americanist Edition
- Can You Feel The Hate? American Idol Is Back
- Whoville Breeds Green-Glowing Pigs
- Pat Robertson Surprised At Fuss, Sets Record Straight
- Fall 2005 J.E.I. Interns
- The Least Litigious Place On Earth
- Cartoon World Mourns Death Of Jabberjaw
- Olympics & Pans
- Mississippi No Longer Burning, Itching Persists
- Get Away From Her, You Bi-yotch!
- Alba's Nipple Fulfills Red Carpet Duties
- Runaway Bride Pleads No Contessa To Felony
- Sit Down, American Idol, We Need To Talk
- Vatican Fast-Tracks John Paul II Sainthood, Issues Commemorative Cookie Jar
- Tough Break, Chekov
- You Was Robbed, Dawg
- Your Next American Idol
- And A Habemus Papam To You!
