Ouch! Seacrest is such a sadistic little creep, in'nt he? I'm surprised Chris didn't clean his clock for him.
Still, it makes sense to us. Someone's got to go. Whipping-boy Elliott just worked harder. Taylor's got his "soul patrol" (woo!) zealots. Katharine... we'll, she just makes us all tingly. So that leaves Chris and his angry whiny vibrato. Duck duck duck goose, bitch.
Seriously, Cueball-- did you think winning American Idol was going to give you some sort of rocker street cred, or were you just going for the big payday? Being a zombie is way more rock and roll, dawg.
Also in this series...
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 11
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 10
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 9
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 8
- Happy Birthday, Sherm.
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 7
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 6
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 5
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 4
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 3
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 2
- American Idol Of The Living Dead, Round 1
- Killer Veep Vows Revenge, Guns Down Lawyer
- State Of The Union, With A Vengeance
- American Idol Uncensored: The Americanist Edition
- Can You Feel The Hate? American Idol Is Back
- Whoville Breeds Green-Glowing Pigs
- Pat Robertson Surprised At Fuss, Sets Record Straight
- Fall 2005 J.E.I. Interns
- The Least Litigious Place On Earth
- Cartoon World Mourns Death Of Jabberjaw
- Olympics & Pans
- Mississippi No Longer Burning, Itching Persists
- Get Away From Her, You Bi-yotch!
- Alba's Nipple Fulfills Red Carpet Duties
- Runaway Bride Pleads No Contessa To Felony
- Sit Down, American Idol, We Need To Talk
- Vatican Fast-Tracks John Paul II Sainthood, Issues Commemorative Cookie Jar
- Tough Break, Chekov
- You Was Robbed, Dawg
- Your Next American Idol
- And A Habemus Papam To You!
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