Born Harry Bratsburg in 1915, he's in good birthday company: Vernon Presley, Sheb Wooley, Chuck Connors, Martin Denny, Steven Seagal, Babyface, Max Von Sydow, Omar Sharif, Haley Joel Osment and the ultra-delicious Mandy Moore all turn one year older today. But it's Harry's special day we're here to celebrate, and we'd like to do so with a quiz.
Match the wacky M*A*S*H hijinx with the colorful "Sherman T. Potter-ism" it prompted. Easy peasy, right?
 | 1. Klinger claims he's the Toledo Strangler and begs to be extradited back to Ohio to stand trial. | A. "Horse hockey!" |
 | 2. Frank Burns wants Hawkeye brought up on charges for calling him "ferret-face" in front of the enlisted men. | B. "Mule Fritters!" |
 | 3. Radar tips off the Colonel that General Clayton is due any minute for a surprise inspection. | C. "Sweet Fanny Adams!" |
 | 4. Father Mulcahey walks in on the Colonel and Rosie enjoying the mutual pleasure only consenting adults can give one another. | D. "Blessed mother of fuck!" |
 | 5. BJ breaks down in tears and confesses that he has secretly murdered eight Korean prostitutes during his time at the 4077th | E. "Shit on a cracker!" |
 | 6. Margaret gets drunk and passes out naked in the Colonel's tent. | F. "Beans!" |
 | 7. The Colonel's horse, Sophie, defecates in Potter's favorite oatmeal bowl. | G. "Cocksucking fucking douche!" |
 | 8. Winchester repeatedly pleads to be reassigned to a hospital in Tokyo. | H. "Malarkey!" |
 | 9. Potter gets word that Mildred has had a stroke. | I. "Well, fuck me!" |
Happy birthday, Harry. We hope someone gives you a horse to poo in your office.
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