This week on American Idol, Randy, Simon, and Paula narrowed the group down to their top twenty-four: twelve guys and twelve gals.
 | Judy: "Listen, Fabio. A razor and a haircut. You'd better be a good singer and not try to just coast by on your looks." Annie: "His name is Fabio?" |
 | Judy: "I don't care what his name is. Or little miss princess here." Annie: "Then why did you call him Fabio?" |
 | Judy: "This one, oy. You can tell she's trouble because she thinks she's Miss November. Grow up, cupcake!" Annie: "All whores burn in Hell." |
 | Judy: "Close your mouth, tubby, maybe that way you'll stay in the contest." Annie: "Whores and tramps and harlots all burn in Hell." |
 | Judy: "Hah?" Annie: "All of them..." |
 | Judy: "What the hell are you going on about?" Annie: "The Bible says..." |
 | Judy: "Zip it! I don't want to hear your nonsense." Annie: "You're not being very nice." |
 | Judy: "Zip! Shut it up, lady!" Annie: ... |
 | Judy: "Are you going to let me get through this?" Annie: ... |
 | Judy:"Well? I'm waiting!" Annie: "If you wish." |
 | Judy: "Fine!" Annie: "Fine." |
 | Judy: "Now cueball here..." Annie: "YOU DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY YOU COCKADOODY WHORE!!!" |
 | Judy: ... Annie: ... |
 | Judy: "Are you out of your mind?" Annie: ... |
 | Judy: "Seriously. Do you have problems?" Annie: ... |
 | Judy: "I'm working with a mental patient here." Annie: "You said his name was Fabio and it wasn't." |
 | Judy: "What are you talking about? You're still stuck on Fabio?" Annie: "You said..." |
 | Judy: ""Enough! I don't want to hear another word from you" Annie: ... |
 | Judy: "Understand me?" Annie: But... |
 | Judy: "NOT ANOTHER WORD!!!" Annie: ... |
 | Judy: ... Annie: ... |
 | Judy: Moving on. This young lady might have a chance if she..." Annie: "I'LL KILL YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!" |
 | Judy: "OK, I'm done. Bye bye!" Annie: "KILL YOU!!!" |
 | Judy: "I'm finished!" Annie: AAAUUGHHHHH!!!" |
Did we mention that neither woman has had a chance to watch the show? Maybe we should have...
Also in this series...
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