News: And A Habemus Papam To You!

Vegas had you as a longshot, but we here at the J.E.I. never counted you out. Congratulations and a hearty bon jovi to Pope Benedict XVI, Cardinal John Ratzenberger. Huzzah!

A Thousand Words: We Couldn't Agree More

Sometimes we think it's best to let the material speak for itself. Reportedly this hung over the desk of a Saturday Night Live writer after being repeatedly rejected by management for the Weekend Update segment. So rarely does what's wrong with SNL get summed up so easily.